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He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.
Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.
by Densest March 1, 2017
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They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
by Densest March 1, 2017
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by Densest May 25, 2018
Get the Defense Force mug.When you drink lots of beer or wine and shit and you decide to sleep.
You wont remember when or how you slept, but you will definetly vomit somewhere that isnt the bathroom.
You wont remember when or how you slept, but you will definetly vomit somewhere that isnt the bathroom.
Hangovers are what seperate me from the trippy feeling of being drunk.
If they didnt happen i would gladly just drink all day till im drunk and everything goes trippy.
If they didnt happen i would gladly just drink all day till im drunk and everything goes trippy.
by Densest March 18, 2017
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A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.
by Densest March 26, 2017
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They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
by Densest March 1, 2017
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