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Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
by Densest April 6, 2017
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Five nights at freddy's

A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.
Five nights at freddy's is cancer

~everyone over the age of 12
by Densest March 26, 2017
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teacher

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Y

The letter most commonly written in a valve game chat whenever someone panics and has to press the Enter key.
randomnigg: Get off my fucking server before i take out the whip
MichaelJordan left the server (banned for "being blek")
gamersomeone32323232:y
by Densest November 24, 2017
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dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.
Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Titanic

The most overated movie of all time, face it you never even watched the film, you just jumped into the badwagon of "If it sold out, it MUST be good".
The characters fall in love in 14 minutes, the ending is stupid in too many ways, and the fans use the "opinion" card all the time.
Why throw a fucking diamond worth 30 million in the water, you could make a statue, or fucking anything for that plank of wood called jack.
The movie is an insult to the people that died on the actual ship.
Titanic is gonna be 20 years old now, fucking end me.
by Densest April 27, 2017
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Otaku

Originally an insult in japanese meaning "someone who stays inside their house because they are a fucking loser".
In the magnificent country of eagles, mcdonalds and freedom (as they say), this word is used by their most hated spieces, the weaboo.
They are the same people that call themselves nerds because they think it makes them look like some kind of a cool guy/gal, but only with japanese cartoons that feature little girls with tits the size of a skyscrapper.
Poor guys, have to deal with these creatures...
Faggot: OMG IM AN OTAKU KAWAII DESU XDXD :333333 RAWR LMFAO
by Densest April 23, 2017
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