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Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like
by Densest March 18, 2017
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teacher

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Five nights at freddy's

A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.
Five nights at freddy's is cancer

~everyone over the age of 12
by Densest March 26, 2017
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by Densest May 2, 2017
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Lol xD Rawr LMFAO

emo bitch : OmG iM sO dEpReSsEd, but this is a funny ass jokk XDXDXD
emo kid: Lol xD Rawr LMFAO
Then they cut themselves
by Densest April 23, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Names

The definitions that ruin this site.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.
(Insert name): (certain named induvidual) IS A GREAT GIRL THAT HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS AND GETS ALL THE BOYS WITH THE REALLY HUGE DICKS, DID I MENTION SHE IS A SEX GODDDDDD RAWR XDDD
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!

Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic
by Densest April 23, 2017
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Sonic hentai

Pornography based off the popular game character sonic the hedgehog.
Its really traumatising to find amy getting fisted from FUCKING BIG THE CAT by searching SONIC MANIA GAMEPLAY!
The pornography isnt even drawn well, it looks like shit on ms paint.
The only people who like this traumatising garbage are furries who want to fuck a 12 year old hedgehog.
a guy who faps to sonic hentai is chris chan, you all know him, he is a fucked up creature
by Densest March 1, 2017
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