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Edgy

as stated by Daria
Edgy occurs when middlebrown middle aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy not to mention spending money out of the "youth culture". So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research an a corporate master plan.

or in a nutshell every facebook user that is under the age of 18
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by Densest November 7, 2016
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mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Sonic Cycle

The inevitable cycle of the sonic the hedgehog fanbase, where a game will be once considered amazing or terrible, but then the opinion gets a complete reversal by being too "overrated" or "an underrated classic".
A few examples of the Sonic Cycle:

Sonic Unleashed came out and was panned badly, nowadays its considered one if not T H E best sonic game by a large part of the fanbase.

Sonic Adventure 2 came out and got very great scores, and some even considered it a masterpiece, but people considered it overrated for such a long time that its considered a terrible game...

The next victim of the sonic cycle might be sonic forces, the newest sonic game, which was panned by polygon a.k.a. Diet IGN.
by Densest November 24, 2017
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Titanic

The most overated movie of all time, face it you never even watched the film, you just jumped into the badwagon of "If it sold out, it MUST be good".
The characters fall in love in 14 minutes, the ending is stupid in too many ways, and the fans use the "opinion" card all the time.
Why throw a fucking diamond worth 30 million in the water, you could make a statue, or fucking anything for that plank of wood called jack.
The movie is an insult to the people that died on the actual ship.
Titanic is gonna be 20 years old now, fucking end me.
by Densest April 27, 2017
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Otaku

Originally an insult in japanese meaning "someone who stays inside their house because they are a fucking loser".
In the magnificent country of eagles, mcdonalds and freedom (as they say), this word is used by their most hated spieces, the weaboo.
They are the same people that call themselves nerds because they think it makes them look like some kind of a cool guy/gal, but only with japanese cartoons that feature little girls with tits the size of a skyscrapper.
Poor guys, have to deal with these creatures...
Faggot: OMG IM AN OTAKU KAWAII DESU XDXD :333333 RAWR LMFAO
by Densest April 23, 2017
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teacher

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
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