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teacher

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Edgy

as stated by Daria
Edgy occurs when middlebrown middle aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy not to mention spending money out of the "youth culture". So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research an a corporate master plan.

or in a nutshell every facebook user that is under the age of 18
ARE YOU READY TO CUT EDGE KIDZZZ
WELL COME TO THE ULTRA EDGY EDGE PARK 2001 PROMO EXTREME WHERE YOU CAN PREORDER EDGY ZOMBIE EDGIER CUTTER FOR 40 EDGY DOLLARS
by Densest November 7, 2016
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Sonic hentai

Pornography based off the popular game character sonic the hedgehog.
Its really traumatising to find amy getting fisted from FUCKING BIG THE CAT by searching SONIC MANIA GAMEPLAY!
The pornography isnt even drawn well, it looks like shit on ms paint.
The only people who like this traumatising garbage are furries who want to fuck a 12 year old hedgehog.
a guy who faps to sonic hentai is chris chan, you all know him, he is a fucked up creature
by Densest March 1, 2017
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osu

A great free rythm game based off another rythm game no one cares about.
You can play community made beatmaps, if yiu dont know what they are its a map with ANY song.
The community is fucking garbage though, with 3 types of players
1) the guy who tries to reach the highest rank ever, usually has 100+ beatmaps in his pc. Usually fine.
2) the beatmap creator, they are either making those awful slow and boring bestmaps with no background or they are so obsesed that they make mind blowing stuff. These guys are nice...unless they are the last type of person aswell
3) weebs who joined because the game has anime like characters. These giys are the people who ruin the game, especially the chat. You see these guys playing fnaf beatmaps or one of their shitty sword art online covers. Their dictionary is of course filled with poorly pronounced japanese words...

Yeah its a good game
Player 1: hey bro look at my stats, almost to the top
Beatmaper: cool, hey play this map i made.
Weeb: OMG DO YOU HAVE SWORD ART ONLINE MAPS DESU :3333
Beatmaper: please fuck off

The beatmapper gets muted, cause the mute system for the chat is garbage.

Player 1: you are the reason osu is called the weeb game you miserable twat
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Sonic Cycle

The inevitable cycle of the sonic the hedgehog fanbase, where a game will be once considered amazing or terrible, but then the opinion gets a complete reversal by being too "overrated" or "an underrated classic".
A few examples of the Sonic Cycle:

Sonic Unleashed came out and was panned badly, nowadays its considered one if not T H E best sonic game by a large part of the fanbase.

Sonic Adventure 2 came out and got very great scores, and some even considered it a masterpiece, but people considered it overrated for such a long time that its considered a terrible game...

The next victim of the sonic cycle might be sonic forces, the newest sonic game, which was panned by polygon a.k.a. Diet IGN.
by Densest November 24, 2017
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mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
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