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Hangover

When you drink lots of beer or wine and shit and you decide to sleep.
You wont remember when or how you slept, but you will definetly vomit somewhere that isnt the bathroom.
Hangovers are what seperate me from the trippy feeling of being drunk.
If they didnt happen i would gladly just drink all day till im drunk and everything goes trippy.
by Densest March 18, 2017
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Five nights at freddy's

A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.
Five nights at freddy's is cancer

~everyone over the age of 12
by Densest March 26, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
by Densest April 6, 2017
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Lol xD Rawr LMFAO

emo bitch : OmG iM sO dEpReSsEd, but this is a funny ass jokk XDXDXD
emo kid: Lol xD Rawr LMFAO
Then they cut themselves
by Densest April 23, 2017
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Otaku

Originally an insult in japanese meaning "someone who stays inside their house because they are a fucking loser".
In the magnificent country of eagles, mcdonalds and freedom (as they say), this word is used by their most hated spieces, the weaboo.
They are the same people that call themselves nerds because they think it makes them look like some kind of a cool guy/gal, but only with japanese cartoons that feature little girls with tits the size of a skyscrapper.
Poor guys, have to deal with these creatures...
Faggot: OMG IM AN OTAKU KAWAII DESU XDXD :333333 RAWR LMFAO
by Densest April 23, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Names

The definitions that ruin this site.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.
(Insert name): (certain named induvidual) IS A GREAT GIRL THAT HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS AND GETS ALL THE BOYS WITH THE REALLY HUGE DICKS, DID I MENTION SHE IS A SEX GODDDDDD RAWR XDDD
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!

Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic
by Densest April 23, 2017
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Opinion

Something you cant express about anything that is known
"I think the titanic is a shitty movie"
OMG U CENT SAY THAT KYS

opinions everybody
by Densest April 27, 2017
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