2 definitions by Dennis Tran

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To choke the chicken means to masturbate.
Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!
by Dennis Tran September 07, 2005

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To be so ugly, it needs a new word in order for it to be defined. It literally means SO-Motherfucking ugly.
That bitch is so smugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole!
by Dennis Tran September 07, 2005

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