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1.
To choke the chicken means to masturbate.
Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!
by Dennis Tran September 07, 2005
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2.
Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".
That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.
by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003
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