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1.
To choke the chicken means to masturbate.
Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!
by Dennis Tran September 07, 2005
 
2.
Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".
That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.
by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003