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One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
Get the So I (20M) live in a ditchmug. Purple stuff X Tank top gay face
You made a mess
For Christ sake, this rotten world
Shit out of luck
Go with my vision
Light up the fire
Right on the power
Weapon… I have it all
You made a mess
For Christ sake, this rotten world
Shit out of luck
Go with my vision
Light up the fire
Right on the power
Weapon… I have it all
Example 1:
Person 1: hi I’m purple stuff
Person 2: hi I’m tank top gay face
Person 1: die
Example 2:
Person 1: YTA
Person 2: succ
Person 1: hi I’m purple stuff
Person 2: hi I’m tank top gay face
Person 1: die
Example 2:
Person 1: YTA
Person 2: succ
by Delete this account now September 2, 2023
Get the Tank topmug. Ok Reddit, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017). She (6F) wanted to play fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017) even though she (6 F) has a PS4 (released 2013), which I (237,624 M) destroyed. I (237,624 M) said no. She (6 F) hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam (2 M), Noah (2 M), Elijah (2 M), Logan (2 M), Mason (2 M), James (2 M), Aiden (2 M), Ethan (2 M), Lucas (2 M), Jacob (2 M), Michael (2 M), Matthew (2 M), Benjamin (2 M), Alexander (2 M), William (2 M), Daniel (2 M), Jayden (2 M), Oliver (2 M), Carter (2 M), Sebastian (2 M), Joseph (2 M), David (2 M), Gabriel (2 M), Julian (2 M), Jackson (2 M), Anthony (2 M), Dylan (2 M), Wyatt (2 M), Grayson (2 M), Isaiah (2 M), Christopher (2 M), and Joshua (2 M). I saved Henry (2 M), because he (2 M) was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i (237,624 M) played Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) inside my house. While outside, I (237,624 M) dropped him (2 M) on the pavement and he (2 M) died. So Reddit, AITA I the asshole for killing my whole family?
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
Get the Piss colored hairmug. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
…Fuck you.
…Fuck you.
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. Person 1: hey have you heard of tobecky?
Person 2: no but wth is that
Person 1: WordGirl and tobey
Person 2: wouldn’t it be called ToWordGirl?
Person 1: you uncultured swine
Person 2: no but wth is that
Person 1: WordGirl and tobey
Person 2: wouldn’t it be called ToWordGirl?
Person 1: you uncultured swine
by Delete this account now June 23, 2023
Get the Tobeymug. Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)
What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch
— The Big Red Troll Bitch
by Delete this account now October 27, 2023
Get the Belching practicemug. In the song Karkalicious, which is a parody of Fergalicious by Fergie, we are introduced to the ship of Karkat X Terezi (and also, what the hell is Karkitty? Bet it sounds great but tbh idrc lots for Homestuck that much and I’m only there for the song lol just like every other person who listens to it lmao)
Listener: What’s this
Karkat: “Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco // I blow kisses, Don't matter if we’re just moirails // Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy // Nepeta's always squealin’, cutesy pet names like karkitty // And the majority of pairings had better include me”
Person listening to it: … MARRY ME
Karkat: “Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco // I blow kisses, Don't matter if we’re just moirails // Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy // Nepeta's always squealin’, cutesy pet names like karkitty // And the majority of pairings had better include me”
Person listening to it: … MARRY ME
by Delete this account now June 23, 2023
Get the Karkaliciousmug.