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TeamTrees

English is my fourth language and I'm writing this on my phone with a throwaway account using only my toes while reading Kierkegaard so please forgive me for any grammar mistakes. :)

So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual.

So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery.

Tank top gay face teamtrees

by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

Halter top

The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment.

Person 1: *so much as breathes*
Person 2: Jossed. What the fuck.
Person 1: *points gun at Person 2* halter top *shoot*
Person 2: *last words* really nogger *dies*
Person 1: actually it’s-
Person 3 who happens to be black: ayo ya can’t say dat shit dass racist I’m black wtf mans

by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

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…Fuck you.

by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

Karkalicious

In the song Karkalicious, which is a parody of Fergalicious by Fergie, we are introduced to the ship of Karkat X Terezi (and also, what the hell is Karkitty? Bet it sounds great but tbh idrc lots for Homestuck that much and I’m only there for the song lol just like every other person who listens to it lmao)

Listener: What’s this
Karkat: “Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco // I blow kisses, Don't matter if we’re just moirails // Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy // Nepeta's always squealin’, cutesy pet names like karkitty // And the majority of pairings had better include me”
Person listening to it: … MARRY ME

by Delete this account now June 23, 2023

Belching practice

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)

What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

by Delete this account now October 27, 2023

Hildillyda

The girl version of Hilbillybert and probably the true protag of Pokémon Black and White who also should’ve been in the anime

Example 1:
Person 1: who is your best girl in Pokémon?
Person 2: hildillyda
Person 1: don’t you mean Hilda?
Person 2: I know but I call her hildillyda
Person 1: okay. anyway what’s your favorite thing about her?
Person 1: she is true protag, gets piggy as starter, takes down peta, dates their leader, catches red eyes white dragon-
Person 3: wait lol don’t you mean blue eyes white dragon?
Person 1: oh my god

Example 2:
Person 1: I hate Iris and I think hildillyda should be in the anime and not Iris
Person 2: Bruh I like Iris but I agree she calls ash a kid too much
Person 3: we’re literally 11 years past that bro but I agree too and like the only reason Iris is here but not Hilda is they try to emulate the indigo league
Person 1: and we love indigo league so idk why it has to be ripped off
Person 2: which is why I hate bw anime

by Delete this account now June 25, 2023

O-Face

In 2010, Thomas' aghast face, also known as the infamous "O" face, when the Fat Controller asks the inspector if he saw fish, along with the musical note that went with the shot, became an internet meme.

Person 1: I hate Thomas the tank engine
Person 2: why
Person 1: because the O-Face scares me

by Delete this account now June 25, 2023