13 definitions by Def

n. A mother that you have credit with willing to lend or give money. Sometimes easier than asking a father.

Tim: You got that rent you owe me?
Tony: Nah bro, sorry.
Tim: Dude, I need it or I can't pay my car payment!
Tony: Okay, I gotta hit up the MomTM then.

#atm #mom #dad #dadtm #borrowing #ends #money #bum #bumming

by def July 07, 2006

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pants

Something that is not very good/useful.

"That new book I bought was pretty pants."

or

"Remember that game I downloaded? It's pants."

by Def August 08, 2004

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piece

archaic slang; A sword or dagger carried by a ruffian in the days of olde.

Henceforth, upon entrance to ye' olde pub you must sheath your piece!

by def June 02, 2004

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the island

Manhattan New York

He ran the island in 89'

by def November 07, 2003

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cb radio

n. A metaphorical device in which a cockblocker uses to call another person on to accidentally or intentionally prevent a hook up.

(Tony is laying down the mac on a lady.)

Tony: So, I was descending Everest when I saw found an antique camera burried in the snow. It was pretty rad.
Tanya: Really? That's awesome. Was there film in it?
Tony: Yeah, I developed it the other...
(Jay interupts)
Jay: Dude, I'm so wasted! LOL
Jay: Yo, isn't that that one chick you boned last week?
Jay: *burp*
Tanya: *sigh*
(Tanya leaves abruptly)
Tony: Bro, why you gotta call me on the cb radio?
Jay: What?

#cockblock #cockblocker #cb #mac #mack

by def August 09, 2006

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crunk

a retarded word meaning drunk and crazy initiated by possibly the worst "rapper" in the history of the world, besides Vanilla Ice, Lil John, who is only capable of sayin 3 words, which makes it all the more amazing that he came up with such a stupid word.

Yea! Ok! Whaaat! Crunk! Duuuhhh...

by def July 27, 2004

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