2 definitions by Deconius

mississippi paddleboat

Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.

Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.

by Deconius November 15, 2016

kyoink

A jew whom is over weight almost piggish, yet self conflicting.

"Steven is such a kyoink just look at him, that's his third packet of chips"

by Deconius August 25, 2016