1 definition by DeathByCricket

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Absolute Ass Hat.

A motorist who just knows how to do everything exactly wrong, and enjoys annoying the living shit out of you.
Daniel is an illitimotorist. He actually cannot drive. He actually could not drive his way out of a wet paper bag!
by DeathByCricket May 01, 2011

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