Death Shredder's definitions

Nickelback

A mediocre, and undeservedly popular "post-grunge" band from Alberta. Their dull, uninteresting, dull-as-dishwater, profanity-free music can be heard on pretty much every single radio station in the country, and is the kind of the music I like to call "Soccer Mom Rock." Like I've said before, their songs are boring, lifeless, and all sound incredibly similar to each other(listen to their dreadfully boring "hit" How You Remind Me and the equally dull Someday together and you'll know what I mean), and the Jesus-resembling singer, Chad Kroeger, has an annoying singing voice, and tries too hard to capture the powerful, growling vocals of Eddie Vedder. Listen to Pearl Jam or Soundgarden instead.

Me: Which of these bands do you like better: Pearl Jam, or Nickelback?
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.

by Death Shredder August 17, 2007

George W. Bush

A guy that made me feel smart for the first time in my life. The stupidest, most imcompetent president ever, and proof that in this country, ANYONE can run for office. This dumbass only made it into Yale because his daddy had a lot of money, and barely graduated after getting straight C's and even D's at the college. He stole the 2000 election from Gore by excluding over 2000 votes in Florida. He chose to continue reading My Pet Goat after hearing of the 9/11 attacks. He abandoned the National Guard. He has started a war in a country that had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks, and is responsible for the death of over 2000 troops. He made a poor educational system called "No Child Left Behind" which only helps rich, white kids in school. He passed the Patriot Act which violated six amendments on the Constitution. And, in his speeches, he says clever things like this:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

The list goes on and on. George W. Bush is an embarrassment to the US, and the western world in general.

George W. Bush is a fool. Plain and simple.

by Death Shredder July 28, 2007

Rage Against The Machine

Rage Against The Machine were a kickass band that combined rap, rock, and even funk together in their music and often sang about pro-liberal ideas and rebellion, and their music is often hated by simple-minded soccer moms and conservatives who have no taste in real music. Despite breaking up in 2001, this band left behind a huge legacy, and influenced many of the nu-metal bands that exist today(Linkin Park, anyone?).

I wrong when I said earlier that Linkin Park is the only good band to combine rap and rock. There is another: Rage Against The Machine

by Death Shredder July 30, 2007

Japan

Japan is a very strange but interesting country. A country that has ugly-looking cars, vending machines that sell porn(or hentai in some cases), underwear, or supposedly internal organs, has the largest metropolitan area in the world(Tokyo), anime, has pachinko, and has seafood. Lots and lots of seafood.

Person 1: Come on, we need to catch our plane and head home.
Person 2: No! I want to stay in Japan so I can keep playing pachinko!

by Death Shredder July 28, 2007