2 definitions by Dazerath

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Those named Elphus must live a life of
failness where everyday they will fail
at anything and everything.
For example, Elphus fails at life EPICALLY thus he Elphusirusfailalot.

Signs may include; Mohawks, tattoos, and an awesome friend Named Daz.
by Dazerath October 12, 2008

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(1) A large, hairy, annoying cow-like creature, it is as big as a blue whale and has a blow hole but also has 4 stomachs for digesting grass and other foliage.

(2)A black hole of lameness and boringness
(1) "My older sister is a Shareesa"

(2) "Be-careful you're becoming a Shareesa"
by Dazerath December 03, 2010

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