Definitions by Dazerath

Shareesa 

(1) A large, hairy, annoying cow-like creature, it is as big as a blue whale and has a blow hole but also has 4 stomachs for digesting grass and other foliage.

(2)A black hole of lameness and boringness

(1) "My older sister is a Shareesa"

(2) "Be-careful you're becoming a Shareesa"

Shareesa by Dazerath December 7, 2010

Elphusirusfailalot 

Those named Elphus must live a life of
failness where everyday they will fail
at anything and everything.

For example, Elphus fails at life EPICALLY thus he Elphusirusfailalot.

Signs may include; Mohawks, tattoos, and an awesome friend Named Daz.

Elphusirusfailalot by Dazerath January 23, 2009