2 definitions by DayTrippingThumper
When you take a shit across your girlfriend's forehead - horizontally. Then smear your dick through it running it down her nose and into her mouth. Creating Andrej the Giant eyebrows on her. All of this is happening while her father is fucking you in the ass from behind while looking over your shoulder and saying "Are you alright honey!?" with each thrust into your ass. Your girlfriend keeps replying "mMMMmmmmbbbmbmbbbmmbbb" - because your dirty cock is still in her mouth.
Oh man...I caught Kevin doing the dirty Andrej with Juanita and her father Jose; it's a sight I'll never forget.
by DayTrippingThumper July 13, 2019
With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!
by DayTrippingThumper July 14, 2019