2 definitions by David Silverman

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Mya Mason is the waifish, African American, porn princess; who was throat gagged, sodomized, and forcefully tricked into drinking a bellyful of the very old Max Steiner aka Max Hardcore’s urine in one of her first porn scenes. In the scene she breaks down and starts crying and fighting back until the scene is stopped; after further enthusiastic discussion of the scene (and the contract she signed) she willingly continues (although she continues to sob as she is sodomized) and finishes the scene by swallowing his "money shot". This is one of the most shocking, disgraceful, introductions to hardcore porn ever caught on camera or released to the public.

Now this incident is something Mya doesn’t brag about; but fans refer to a shocking introduction or tragic start to a porn career as a Mya Mason.

Mya Mason is being "throat gagged" by Max Hardcore when he pauses begins straining and then he urinates down her throat in the M@x F@*#*r #@ video.
Max Hardcore is gagging her with his pe#is when he pushes it deep down her throat and begins to urinate, but Mya chokes and has his urine coming out of her nose when seemingly surprised she jerks away and fights back a little before breaking down & crying. As some of the camera guys are seen walking away or turning their cameras off 1 continues to film and she's clearly heard saying through the tears that she didn't realise he would actually pee or urinate into her mouth... The whole scene stops and Max ask her if she's going to continue or finish the scene.
I guess it was one of her first scenes and she didn't know Max Hardcore’s reputation of getting seemingly “drunk” and belligerent to film his extremely shocking scenes, or had never heard of his old series Pi$s Gu%zlers (before he was brought up on charges of indecency, that he beat although he discontinued that series).
The scene in question is still available for viewing almost everywhere and the EU (European) version includes bonus footage banned from the retail version in the US.

Now when some new porn starlet is introduced feet first into porn in some really hardcore or extreme scene it's known or reffered to as a "Mya Mason".
Girls considering careers in porn should always read the fine print and find out who’ll they’ll be working with and what they’ll be required to do to avoid ending up in a "Mya Mason".

When talking about fellow porn starlet Japan aka Misty Mason, we say at least she never had a Mya Mason.
by David Silverman February 14, 2008
1. An upper-middle class yuppie parent, that often lives in New York but leaves their son and/or daughter to be raised in Cazenovia, New York. These parents often brag about their little products (i.e. children) that they only see on odd weekends and holidays. Sometimes shortened to Caz Cad, but this version usually implies a yuppie who has older children that go to Cazenovia College.
She's a Cazenovain Cad and recites the Cazenovian Caddish on the holidays.
Translation: She's a snob and feels obligated to visit her children on the holidays.
by David Silverman February 28, 2007
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