David Inch's definitions

stove

mindless smashing or slashing.

eh cod me ah prick so ah stoved his heed in way a boatel eh buc

by David Inch June 4, 2005

melt

head or face usually with a baseball cap mounted on it.

haw you ya heavynuggetheed all stove your melt in.

by David Inch June 4, 2005

Ye-Ha

A cry given out by a shell suited youth usually during or just after committing a serious crime, usually violent in nature.

"Ye-Ha did ye see that cunts face eftur a fucked it way ma wan wid"

by David Inch June 4, 2005

Ohyacuntchay

A scottish exclaimation of surprise or sudden pain.

Ohyacuntchay!! I have my penis caught in my fly.

by David Inch June 4, 2005

buc

Shorted name for buckfast, a tonic wine with mystical powers made by monks. When injested can cause blind rages and unprovoked attacks on passers-by. Also causes pregnancy in females under the age of 15.

ah drank a boatel eh buc, murdered three dogs, got shantell up the duff and shat masell. Ye-Ha

by David Inch June 4, 2005