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25 definitions by David Hawaii

 
1.
To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.
Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!
by David Hawaii May 26, 2007
 
2.
The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.
Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!
by David Hawaii May 28, 2007
 
3.
American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)
Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...
by David Hawaii May 08, 2007
 
4.
Come hither my dear friend as we have much to accompish today.

Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH
Jamone!
Carter, get off the stage!
Jamone!
Carter!
Jamone Lee!
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
 
5.
The apparently unknown and evil opposite of South Park.
South Park is awesome, but that North Park...scary.
by David Hawaii May 27, 2007
 
6.
The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian
Spell malasian right idiots
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007
 
7.
Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii April 25, 2007