Definitions by David Cantonicle

Cotton Carl 

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

Cotton Carl by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006

mississippi mudslide

It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip ‘n’ slide) which is why the term “mudslide” is used.

Last night I gave Sally a Mississippi Mudslide and she threw up all over my dick.

mississippi mudslide by David Cantonicle September 19, 2006