2 definitions by David Simpson

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy
that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man
by David Simpson September 29, 2005
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The result of one smoking a fat-ass J or drinking a one or two C45s
woa, eyes about to bleed, that dude is BAUNCHED!
by David Simpson September 29, 2005
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