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Californication

To become part of California, or act like one, etc.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.
"Dream of Californication..."
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Tomohawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomohawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Naga

*NAGA : North American Ground Ape ....a term used by the LAPD to refer to any disturbances or riots, which so happen to involve black people. The reason the LAPD is considered racist?

*In mythology, a snake goddess.

*In entertainment, a hot, sexy, beautiful, busty, curvalicious babe in the anime series Slayers. Actually, she is only a character in the three Slayers movies. But still, who'd wanna turn down a chick with a well-endowed body, complete with beautiful long purple hair, extremely-skimpy clothing, a nice sleek ass, and a large jiggling rack? She's also 6'3''! o.o
"Naga.....mm-mm-mmmmm.....if only she were real though. -.-' "
-me
by Dave February 11, 2004
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let's do this

Something said before performing or doing something, such as a fight, an operation, a performance, and these days, anything.
"This is what one of my ex's said before we had another argument. I hate that bitch."
-me
by Dave October 21, 2004
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Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.
Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!
by Dave March 17, 2005
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jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.
'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'
by dave January 23, 2005
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MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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