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purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'
by dave February 16, 2004
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.
"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004
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shitthead

n. one who possesses the attributes of a jerk
combination of shit and head
Stop being a shitthead
by Dave March 21, 2005
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Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most overrated song that has been #1 for almost a decade, always beating out the superior Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Sung by Kurt Cobain, commonly referred to by degenerate youth as "God".
"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks. Thriller is a better song, and a better music video. You know it, and I know it. So get over it."
-me
by Dave December 25, 2004
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perephinelia

"Correct me if I spelt this wrong."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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5.7x28mm

A premier calibur invented by FN (Fabrique Nationale) for two of their premier firearms : the Five-seveN and P90.
It is compact, yet powerful like a rifle round (able to pierce armor).
5.7x28mm is also illegal for citizens to possess because of its armor-piercing capabilities.
by Dave February 1, 2004
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radical right-wing

Commonly refers to terrorist factions. There are countless indications to determine whether or not someone is radical right-wing, but the most dominant indicator is that the person, or group, believes greatly in war and fulfilling objectives through means of terrorism. There is possible lack of belief in human life involved as well.
"Whoever says Bush is radical right-wing clearly doesn't know jackshit. Bush is just right-wing. You can't just call him radical right-wing just because we went to war. But then again what do I know; I try to veer away from politics."
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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