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college

Where your life begins (right after high school). College is the key to learning all there is to know to, basically, create your legacy, and even rake in shitloads of money!
"I'm finally goin' to college on August 27th; it's at Lake Superior College! ^_^ "
-me

"There is also more freedom in college than in high school. ^_~ "
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
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one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.
Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.
by Dave October 13, 2003
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Molniya

Russian for "lightning", somewhat drived off of the name Mjollnir, which was Thor's hammer.
"It's hammer time! Molniya! *whips out Mjollnir*"
-Thor
by Dave September 9, 2004
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Snake

*A reptile (aka : lizard) with the characteristics of being one long body, moving by means of muscular movements within its body to "slither". Snakes come in a wide variety of different species, such as pythons, cobras, vipers, and many others; the largest is the anaconda. Many snakes are also poisonous to various species, including humans, because its fangs are rife with a powerful venom. The snake is thus a very fearful predator.

*A slang term for a man's penis.

*Short name for Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear series.

*A term to refer to stealing (or snatching, snagging, etc), often through stealthy, clandestine means.

*A common name for a member of a gang.
"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, the snake was the symbol of independence."
-a quote from an E3 ad for MGS2, May 2001

"I just snaked your chair!"

"In MGS3 you'll be able to eat snakes. Yummy...^-^"

PERSON : "What's your name?"
LEATHER-CLAD MIDDLE-AGE DUDE : "Snake".

"Now here's a very good shot of an Alabama blacksnake."
-the black dude from Full Metal Jacket after he whips out his schlong for that one chick
by Dave April 23, 2004
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Focus

"Momma, What's daddy doin' with that camera? Child be still! Right now he tryin' to focus. "Boff Us"?
by Dave March 31, 2004
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Skinned

When someone with an uncircumcised penis pulls their forsekin and rubs it on someone. Putting your foreskin on someone.
Oh fuck! Alex just skinned me.Fucking carrots
by Dave April 28, 2003
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HBDD

The lady of your life, aka: boss from another planet.
Roswell: I'm gonna go out for a beer.
HBDD: It's 9:30 on a Saturday! Haven't you had enough this morning?
by Dave December 12, 2003
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