Dave's definitions

Digital Age

The current era; society being rife with computers and technology on all kinds of scales, even entertainment (like videogames).

"The Digital Age is something that old people have trouble migrating to. Being a child of the Digital Age has its flaws too; some people don't read. Those people often become illiterate, which is a problem with our country dammit! >_< "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

GI

*Acronym for "Good Idea", possibly used on chatrooms and internet-related communications.

*Acronym for "Government Issue".

*Acronym for "General Infantry".

*Japanese word, pronounced "gee" (not "jee"), referring to a type of martial arts-related uniform.

"I g0nn@ r0xx0rz yor s0xxorz"
"GI!!!"

"What does GI in GI Joe mean? Government Issue or General Infantry?"

"A samurai gi is VERY spacy. I'd love to see a woman in a samurai gi. ^.^ "

by Dave November 5, 2004

breasts

the greatest creation known to man

and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."

by dave March 23, 2003

2-stepping

2-stepping is actually (potentially) the least violent move associated with hardcore dancing. 2-stepping is much like skanking, a dance typically performed at a ska show. 2-stepping/two-stepping is executed during a "2-step" part of the song. 2-step parts are typically characterized by "bass, bass, snare" rolling, repititious drum beats and a "rolling" guitar line. 2-stepping involves crossing your arm in front of you to the opposite side of your body whilst simultaneously throwing the opposite leg outward and bringing it back to the ground to brace onself for the same action on the other side of the body. (See link at bottom of Example section for a visual aid) It's a very repititious, alternating, simple step, but it befits the music perfectly and many motions can be incorporated to make it more fun and interesting to perform and/or watch.
In Buffalo, NY, for example, 2-step is done to the tempo of the music, whereas in the Cleveland, Ohio scene there is less concern with 2-stepping to the tempo and more attention is given to just 2-stepping as quickly and ferociously as one can.
There are many different variations of the 2-step including swiveling ones torso almost all the way to either side, throwing the arms or elbows back as part of the step, or 2-stepping very low to the ground.

Adam: "You have a unique 2-step."

Dave: "I love seeing a whole pit of kids 2-stepping. It really tugs on my heartstrings to see that many people having fun as a result of the same thi--"
Brit "Dave, shut up."

For a good example of a 2-step beat, listen between 1:10 and 1:30 in the song "Sun Poison and Skin Cancer" by The Acacia Strain

To see kids 2-stepping in person, just go to a hardcore show!

http:// i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/ Oni117/iMOSH.gif
(take out the spaces)

by Dave November 10, 2008

wizzywig

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

"..........it's an internet term."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

perestroika

The all-scale, often economical, change that occured in the 80's in the Soviet Union. Ultimately, perestroika collapsed the age of the Soviets. Now, the Soviet Union is called the CIS (Commonwealth of Independant States), aka : Russia.

"We live in a sad age...imperialism...totalitarianism...perestroika..."
-Revolver Ocelot in MGS2, after Snake survives the second round of torture

by Dave March 25, 2004

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005