Dave's definitions

magma

*Molten rock, lava.

*A term referring to being extremely hot.

"What's magma?"
-the main character, by Tommy Lee Jones, in Volcano

"It's fucking magma here in Arabia."
-a soldier taking off his helmet and wiping his forehead

by Dave September 10, 2004

APC

Codename initials for an Armored Personnel Carrier, a type of armored vehicle commonly used for transporting military personnel.

"A Hummer isn't a good example of an APC because it's not so well-armored; it's meant for high-speed transportation. But since there are many different kinds of Hummers, maybe one could be souped-up to withstand bulet-barrages."

by Dave March 26, 2004

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

by Dave March 7, 2004

susperia

A kickass metal band from Norway which features Dimmu Borgir's first drummer. The name was inspired by a horror movie about witches, but to avoid copyright complications they changed one letter.

Susperia is awesome.

by Dave July 9, 2004

Wamelve

a a wedgie except from the front and back {a wedgie and melvin combined}

Myles was crying after that monster wamelve.

by Dave June 7, 2003

dacklacker

One who licks the dack

Mark said hey dacklacker, come here and sack my cack.

by Dave March 25, 2004

theospammer

An evangelist who visits discussion groups, especially those used by other faiths or multi-faith groups, posts religious tracts, and doesn't bother contributing to or even reading the follow-up discussion. An example of the theospammer is the Islamic "lorrainelee" from Yahoo Groups, who regularly spams the Pagan and Gothic-lifestyle groups.

Also known as espamgelists and Manic E-Preachers.

Someone please ban that theospammer!

by Dave July 9, 2004