Dave's definitions
A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!
He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!
The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.
"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!
The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.
"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 4, 2003
Get the Goosemug. ghetto quarrels often involve this word and is usually follwed by rasclat or bludclot. in the town of east wycome it used by farmers when they want to jack up on harsh brown with out the misses finding out (to prevent this happening the inject there scrotum)
by dave October 11, 2004
Get the bumbersquatmug. one often confused with Eve among the homosexual community and is PRO cleveland steamer.Came about in the late 80's,you remember, you were there!!
by Dave February 3, 2005
Get the Evil Stevemug. A term used to refer how one loses his/her sanity and thus initiates radical physical action upon anything due to immense anger.
"If you piss me off I swear I'm gonna go apeshit!!"
"The singer of the song Arcarsenal goes apeshit when he screams 'BEWAAAAAREE!! BEWAAAAAARE!!!!'."
-me
"She was having PMS and then she went apeshit when she was touched."
"The singer of the song Arcarsenal goes apeshit when he screams 'BEWAAAAAREE!! BEWAAAAAARE!!!!'."
-me
"She was having PMS and then she went apeshit when she was touched."
by Dave May 13, 2004
Get the apeshitmug. A short selfish selfcentered troll who likes to hurt people because it has a small penis and girls will always laugh at it because its shorter than normal like he is.
Under the bridge lived a Ryne.
They avoided him becuase he acted like a Ryne.
The kids pretended to like him but secretly thought he was a Ryne and they laughed and laughed and called him Ryno.
They avoided him becuase he acted like a Ryne.
The kids pretended to like him but secretly thought he was a Ryne and they laughed and laughed and called him Ryno.
by Dave July 26, 2006
Get the Rynemug. Digital Versatile Disc
Digital Video Disc
A type of storage device, shaped like a CD (compact-disc), but more powerful and rife with storage space, and useful for countless applications, such as movies.
Digital Video Disc
A type of storage device, shaped like a CD (compact-disc), but more powerful and rife with storage space, and useful for countless applications, such as movies.
by Dave April 16, 2004
Get the DVDmug. n. Brit. working class slang for anal gay sex, becoming archaic since 80s with more informed society. Usually used with amusement, not prejudice, typically by people naturally tolerant but less informed about gay life. (Middle classes and prejudicial people would typically avoid slang, sometimes to avoid being seen as <italic>not</italic> prejudiced by a homophobic listener to gain approval.
Ooh! What happens? Do you alway bum him or do you bum each other. I don't know much about bumming, sorry I mean qu.., sorry, er, gay people and stuff. Well you know, we girls always say gay men are wasted. Is that offensive? Could I really suck your cock and you wouldn't get a hard on
by Dave July 4, 2004
Get the bummingmug.