Dave's definitions

Stinky Eel

Performing oral sex after anal sex without the use of hands touching the man flesh. Also known as A2M.

Sally needed mouth wash after I gave her the Stinky Eel

by Dave December 16, 2004

Jimmy Carter

Great man, crappy president. Said to have fat lips.

You can be an example of this guy if you know that trick to make your lips look like they're huge. Roll down your bottom lip, then stick out your tongue and lay it on your upper lip close to your nose.

by Dave January 16, 2004

rate

US Navy ranking system.

"Not rank...rate. There is a difference. Kind of..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

sww

Solar-Wide Web. The internet in the Cowboy Bebop storyline.

"Watch Cowboy Bebop for more info."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

fanny flaps

In Britain, used to refer to the labia majora of the female vagina. Otherwise known as the vaginal "lips".

Can be used as a derogatory term, in the same way that cunt, dick, asshole would be used.

That chick has huge fanny flaps.

I'd like to wrap my fanny flaps around that guy's cock.

Shutup fanny flaps.

by Dave March 5, 2003

classy

A term I use to refer to something original, but to the point of looking so cool in the process.

"Solid Snake throwing a grenade into the turret of the M1 tank....that's so classy. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004