Dave's definitions

w/e

Abbreviation used in personal ads to mean "well endowed".

MBM, w/e, cut, D/D free = Married Black Male, well endowed, circumcized, free of drugs and disease.

by Dave April 16, 2006

Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.

"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "

by Dave April 16, 2004

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005

butter

another word for money, dollar, wonga etc...

making his butter off these blood suckers.

by dave November 20, 2003