Dave's definitions

SOB

Initials for Son Of a Bitch.

"Get back here you fucking sob!!"

by Dave January 30, 2004

311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.

Know that 311 has always been Down.

by Dave December 29, 2003

going pharmacy

Going postal, but in a pharmacy after getting too many complaints about high copays.

John totally went pharmacy on Mrs. Glick after she bitched that he couldn't her 8 prescriptions ready in 2 minutes

by Dave March 16, 2005

The King of the World

Apparently, someone who stands in front of the very tip of a boat.

"Leonardo DiCaprio is not the king of the world. Hell he's not even a man."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

lesbianos

Some word I like to shout out for whatever reason I feel like, including just the reading of the word "lesbian". Meant to sound italian.

"*prancing about* lesbianos!!!"
-me

by Dave January 26, 2004

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003