Dave's definitions
budweiser has donated another pallet of floodweiser instead of what the people really want, which is cold beer
by dave December 30, 2005
Get the floodweisermug. Italiano for "get it?", or "understand?", or "do I make myself clear?". Used commonly by mafioso people.
"This is your first and final warning. Don'tchu ever, and I mean ever, do that again. Capisce?"
"Everything but capisce."
"Everything but capisce."
by Dave March 28, 2004
Get the capiscemug. by Dave January 14, 2004
Get the overpatriotmug. by Dave February 5, 2003
Get the spaniels earsmug. The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
Get the Vaginamug. A big-as-fuck ruskie who happens to be one of the main villians in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He wears a Soviet trenchcoat, has scars all over his face, and wears a suit underneath the t-coat that apparently is electrical. He is also an ex-champion of boxing; this is proven when you see him beat the shit out of Snake in the E3 2004 trailer for MGS3.
by Dave September 9, 2004
Get the Volginmug. *A partner, especially in military-related things.
*The communist term to refer to a friend or ally.
*The communist term to refer to a friend or ally.
by Dave March 26, 2004
Get the comrademug.