Dave's definitions

bove'd

foreshortning of bothered
meaning "i'm not bothered"

your mums dead . bove'd
i shagged your mum! bove'd mate

by dave December 11, 2003

smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

by dave May 13, 2005

snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.

I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins

by Dave March 2, 2004

Brizzle

The Battle Rifle on Halo 2.

"The brizzle+plasma pistol charge combo makes for some sick deaths in Halo 2 multiplayer."

by Dave April 3, 2005

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

Bill Clinton

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.

"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-

"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"

by Dave December 31, 2004