Dave's definitions

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003

aicha

A song performed by the one and only GellieMan. Some believe this is some kind of joke or parody of boy bands...but it's not. The kid was really trying. Either way he shows off some kickass dance moves at the end of the it. LOL

To have her shining right here by my side, I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes, ooooh...

She moves how?

by dave June 17, 2004

edo e

A nickname given to very hardcore people that can freestyle like crazy. Usally the person with the name given to is extrememly hardcore.

"Dude!! Edo E, that freestyle was incrediably hardcore and awsome!"

by Dave June 30, 2003

Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

by Dave November 4, 2004

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

what it is

An expression made by cleverly switching the words "it" and "is" to create a grammatically nonsensical phrase meaning "What is it?". See "what up" or "aks" for similar constructions (or deconstructions depending on how you look at it).

"Hey, can I aks you a question?"

"Yeah, what it is?"

by dave July 1, 2004

android

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being. As seen in films

Oh Gosh adam, your girlfriend emily is made of metal, she must be an android

by Dave March 22, 2005