Dave's definitions

frat rat

A girl that spends exorbiant amounts of time at a frat house, usually with the intent to slut it up with one or more of the fraternity brothers.

A girl that fucks a different frat guy every week.

1. Michelle S. at Illinois State University

2. Frat guy 1: "Man that chick is over here doing a different brother every week!"
Frat guy 2: "Yeah dude. She's a frat rat."

by Dave December 13, 2004

scab head

Scab head

flakey rat head

by dave September 6, 2003

schwangwad

The drip from your dick after ejaculation. The reason why your sheets have those stains all over them. Also a great name for a real asshole!

Mom: Did you have fun at Jimmy's birthday party son?

Son: Jimmy? Fuck that Schwangwad!

by Dave August 11, 2005

er0k

The ultimate, the absolute, ub3r-1337 h4x0r.

er0k: i am going to hack you
innocent: O know please don't!
<-- innocent has quit, h4x0r3d by er0k.

by Dave August 5, 2003

diddums

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

by Dave March 28, 2003

nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

by Dave November 30, 2004

plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

by Dave March 31, 2005