Dassh's definitions

freshman

The now politically-incorrect term for a first year student.

My college refers to freshmen as "first year students" but still uses sophomore, junior and senior. One of my professors listed it as "freshperson" on a survey. I have also seen "freshman/woman" used as well.

by Dassh August 26, 2004

reign of terror

The later period during the French Revolution where Robespierre and his disciplinary committee sent most of the remaining loyalists of the king to the guillotine, along with some middle-class folks who were considered suspicious.

Apparently also a term used by some clown to take cheap shots at the Bush administration. LOL BUSH SUX D00000D!

by Dassh February 8, 2007

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

unilateral

1. When a country does something on its own that affects the entire world with no help or support from any other country, such as go to war.

2. When America does something on its own that affects the entire world with the help and support of Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, the Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, the Netherlands, Nicaragua, the Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Honduras, Kuwait, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Mongolia, Palau, Portugal, Rwanda, Singapore, Solomon Islands, and Uganda, such as go to war.

Does that look very unilateral to you? If it does, then you might be brainwashed.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

gmail

A service from Google that is NOT a joke. In fact, yahoo! just increased their e-mail services to store 100 megs on each account just to compete.

I g-mailed an entire album to myself and still had 300 megs of space remaining.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

by Dassh October 3, 2004

two-termer

A US president who has been elected twice and has served for 8 years, the maximum amount of years a president can serve.

Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush are common examples of two-termers.

by Dassh February 8, 2007