Darkness's definitions

one forty

The act of astonishment at the price of a popular brand of household crisps.

That will be £1.40 - ONE FORTY!!!!!?

by Darkness November 29, 2004

jackwipe

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.

Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.

by Darkness December 1, 2004

Hispanic

1. People of Spanish descent.

2. A synonym for angry.

3. A soon-to-be Crayola color.

1. Are Mexicans Hispanic?

2. I would be Hispanic too after my ex took back my PS2.

3. Light-skinned Black people turn Hispanic in the wintertime.

by Darkness May 5, 2005

FAW

The eater or the major burnanator burger

munch munch

by darkness April 5, 2003

kansas city kick start

to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt

John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.

by DARKNESS July 16, 2015

Evanevolution

1. The cure to the White epidemic.

1. Jamaal: Did you see what Bob just did?
Maurice: Yeah, that made me Hispanic and it's not even wintertime.
Jamaal: Word, he's next in line for evanevolution.

by Darkness May 6, 2005

stacked

When you're playing CS and there are 50 terrorists and 4 counter terrorists, with the terrorists being the top 50 players.

Doesn't anyone notice that the teams are stacked? Or have you all been too busy killing us?

by Darkness January 4, 2005