4 definitions by DarkDiggler

ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.

Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.

by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020

boat stuff

Minnesotan phonetic for "butt stuff".

Margie and I are gonna try boat stuff tonight

by DarkDiggler June 14, 2021

Chicago Wet Beef

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.

Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.

by DarkDiggler December 21, 2017

Nadslaughter

The complete and utter, but unintentional destruction of another's testes.

We were gonna have another kid, but then little Quinn went and committed second-degree nadslaughter at his second birthday. I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure he KNEW candy wasn't gonna come out of there.....

by DarkDiggler November 2, 2021