16 definitions by DarkDefinor

Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

by DarkDefinor December 4, 2018

Pablo

My Kachigga that lived in a third world country near Mexico and got shot by boarder patrol when attempting to illegally cross the boarder.

Me: Yo Nigga, lets cross the boarder illegally and get out of this shithole

Pablo: ok Nigga

*crosses boarder, Pablo gets shot by boarder patrol*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.

"Another One! JEEZ!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018

Muffin

The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.

*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

fortnite noob

People who kiss their dads on the mouth

"DAMN IT!!! A FORTNITE NOOB JUST KILLED ME!!!!"

by DarkDefinor September 7, 2018

Travfather

Your daddy tavoo gotchu bruh

Person 1:Guess who was at the party?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'll give you a hint, women were throwing their bodies on him.

Person 2: oh! Travfather was there?

by DarkDefinor September 7, 2018