4 definitions by Darcy_Tucker
A designated weekend arranged annually in July when hipsters from around the eastern seaboard gather to thumb their noses at cheap art, listen to obscure music and eat serviceable food, all while taking an enormous collective shit on the streets of Baltimore's otherwise nice Mount Vernon neighborhood. The traffic patterns generated by the road closures for this expertly-placed event could charitably be described as a complete clusterfuck.
Why is there so much traffic in the middle of the day, and what smells like American Spirits, mildew, and unlaundered clothing? Goddammit...Artscape is this weekend...
by Darcy_Tucker July 19, 2010
After they stopped kissing, Jenny felt something touch her ear. She sighed. Why did she always end up with the audiophiles?
by Darcy_Tucker June 19, 2008
In what has been called an act of esoterrorism, five area men between the ages of 35 and 37, all of whom are named Carl and drive blue Saturn Ions, received anonymous letters threatening their lives.
Local authorities declined to comment on the current investigation, but suggested that dark-haired women whose middle name is Melissa, living in Shreveport, Louisiana and who own white dogs under 15 pounds could be in danger as the esoterrorist's next targets.
Local authorities declined to comment on the current investigation, but suggested that dark-haired women whose middle name is Melissa, living in Shreveport, Louisiana and who own white dogs under 15 pounds could be in danger as the esoterrorist's next targets.
by Darcy_Tucker July 20, 2008
The act of skirting unnecessary regulations or procedure for convenience in reaching worthwhile ends.
The opposite of bureaucracy, a true "hotstyle" is accomplished by ignoring any red tape or obstacles and doing the bare minimum amount of due diligence to get something done within gray areas of accepted policy and the law.
The opposite of bureaucracy, a true "hotstyle" is accomplished by ignoring any red tape or obstacles and doing the bare minimum amount of due diligence to get something done within gray areas of accepted policy and the law.
Angela: Wasn't Jim supposed to fill out the insurance paperwork before we sent the kids to the pool?
Anthony: Yeah...we were all really busy so we kinda hotstyled it.
Anthony: Yeah...we were all really busy so we kinda hotstyled it.
by Darcy_Tucker June 19, 2008