2 definitions by Dannyoon

Top Definition
Anal cataracts is an illness often associated with middle to lower income working persons. Although the casues of anal cataracts are unkown, the symptoms are general sleepiness, laziness, fishing trips, concert tickets, boarding, riding, roadtrips, and and in some cases, better shit to do than go to work.
Employee: "Hello Boss? I won't be coming into work today, I have anal cataracts".
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Dannyoon April 29, 2008
The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.
How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?
by Dannyoon March 16, 2007

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