2 definitions by Dank Tellituby
A small town in Connecticut known for creating bells. The only real historic thing other than an old schoolhouse is the Bevin Bell factory, of which burned to the ground. Due to the town bring know for bells, it's highschoolers are known as "Bellringers". East Hampton has a Facebook page known as "Let's Talk East Hampton" of which people just argue. The Facebook page has also been known to censor accounts who they disagree with them. The towns relax spot is an irradiated lake known as Lake pocotopaug where the lifeguards don't do their job correctly. During July, the town holds its annual old homes day festival and parade. It is also home to a miss USA and one of connecticuts Governors, O'Neil. The Redneck population is just a bunch of kids who wear camouflaged NAPA auto parts hats and drive lifted trucks. They only call themselves redneck because they mow their lawns without mommys help and drive ATVs.
Any person: Where are you from?
East Hamptoner: East Hampton
Any person: WOW east Hampton, you must be rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton, CT
East Hamptoner: East Hampton
Any person: WOW east Hampton, you must be rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton, CT
by Dank Tellituby April 4, 2019
A religious chat line run by two pastors, Richard Burnish and Steven Chilton. It is commonly trolled by channel 4 users and people who have nothing else to do, like the reader who looked this definition up.
by Dank Tellituby May 13, 2017