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The giver of pleasure and joy. The harbinger of doom. The torturer. The tortured. It depends on her mood and level of hunger.

Independently of her mental and emotional state, she is a beautiful siren, an inspirational muse and a hilarious entertainer with a formidable intellect and bewitching eyes.

You will crave her approval, respect and love. You are unlikely to receive any of them. But you will still try and will be prepared to endure an eternity of suffering for the small glimmer of hope that she will bestow her loveliness upon you.

A true life changer, you will forever be reminded of how pointless your existence was before she graced it with her wonderful presence.
I am stunned and breathless. Oh, Kayleigh is sitting on my face.
by Danish Bacon February 5, 2015
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