2 definitions by Daniel Padgett/Chris LaVine
A sport played weilding a long-handled shovel used to whack a mostly deflated basketball (or like)as far as one can. The goal is to acumulate as many points as one can by hitting or "wrecking" an object placed at random. The farther away the object is (or smaller) the more points it is worth. The overall point of the game is to destroy the selected target.
Tips: Wear gloves. Moving or battery operated objects are more fun to wreck. If you can convince your friends mom to stand in as a target, that's worth major fucking points.
-"Hey bro where'd my limited edition collectible Furby go-"?
-"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Wreckball bra"
-"Hey bro where'd my limited edition collectible Furby go-"?
-"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Wreckball bra"
by Daniel Padgett/Chris LaVine May 11, 2008
In the future, when the world is divided into two warring nations, and Earth has reached it's maximum populus. Airtravel becomes perilous when passengers are left with no choice but to serve as "live ammunition" in exchange for free airfare.
On this trip, the odds were grim for the weary passengers as they knew these skys were heavily patroled by the enemy. It will be fortunate if they land with half the people they took off with.
"H..Hey, you don't think that we'll run into another one do ya? The look on that last guys face when they launched him.. I don't wanna- EYAHHHHHHH"!!!
"I'd borrow cash from my uncle but they friggin' passenger missiled his ass last weekend on his way over"
"H..Hey, you don't think that we'll run into another one do ya? The look on that last guys face when they launched him.. I don't wanna- EYAHHHHHHH"!!!
"I'd borrow cash from my uncle but they friggin' passenger missiled his ass last weekend on his way over"
by Daniel Padgett/Chris LaVine May 11, 2008