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A vape/e-cig, bares almost no resemblance to a real hookah. Most are disposable and are usually found for sale in a small amount of head shops, but are mostly found in gas stations.
Tyson: Hey man, wanna go out back for a hit on my hookah pen?

Mike: Yeah sure, I like that flavour you got in it.
by Daniel Apaché February 6, 2020
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A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.

Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
by Daniel Apaché March 30, 2021
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(The) Timothy McVeigh Special is a synonym for mint chocolate chip ice cream named after the eponymous Oklahoma City bomber’s last meal.

Can also be used as a codeword to order a specific quantity of mint chip ice cream at your local Cold Stone Creamery/ice cream parlour (by default, it is two pints as per the original portion size).
Paul: Hey, can I get the Timothy McVeigh special, please?

Cold Stone Creamery cashier: Certainly, we’ll have your order ready at the back of the store.
by Daniel Apaché January 23, 2021
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