Small state where every resident rolls their
eyes when someone says
"Dela-Where?" to try to be funny. Sometimes 'the Capital of Philadelphia', Dull-Aware
and Hell-Aware, but still a decent
state. Surrounded by Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Hickville South Jersey. Between the Chesapeake Bay and Delaware Bay/ Atlantic Ocean, and dammit, we know seafood. It may bore us sometimes, but it's not as bad as going to college in Amishville
PA in a town where the college students make up more than 3/4 the population during the school year...