5 definitions by Dan. M. Watts.

sometimes when your mashed you may find that you cba to speak properly or move fully. "pif" is a shorter and more simple word for "spliff".
"stop blazin the Pif!!"

"Dats my Pif now"
by Dan. M. Watts. August 1, 2008
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The highest of Grade. This is the kind of Weed that will take you higher each toot. The term ganja is ussualy only used to say "this is high!!!". Ask your local Dealer for some "Ganja" next time, you may get a selction of bags.
"Thats some good Ganja mon!"

*softly* "Yeh mate!"

"S*** Son!"
by Dan. M. Watts. August 1, 2008
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Your local dealer may provide you with these pre-made ? the actual meaning of zoot is not just Spliff, but an extremely high spliff.

A zoot will usually contain a whole 10 bag in (1.6 average in wieght) but not actualy be in a blunt wrap
"We making a zoot ?"
by Dan. M. Watts. August 1, 2008
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Not got a real bong ?

dont worry, you don't have to use the paper after all.

a bottle bong is most commonly a 2 litre bottle specialy made for the purpose of somking weed.
Get yourself a 2 litre bottle.
take the lid off.
put a hole in the side big enough for water to rush out of.
Cover it with tape.
fill the bottle with water a quarter of the way (or a little less)
stick yourself some tin foil in the lid, making a bowl.
put yourself tiny holes in the top of the foil.
cut a hole in the lid for the bottle.
stick the lid back on the bottle.
Stick your Ganja in the top.
Get your buddy to light the ganja and you pull of the tape (or vise-versa).
Allow the water to poor out of the bottle via the hole you made.
watch your bottle fill with highness.
quickly cover the hole back with the tape when empty.
unscrew the lid, take the foil out, check for any unbearnt ganja, and breath in to your lungs on the lid.

there you have it. thats a bottle bong.

a more simple one of these may be perhaps,
simply burning a hole in the bottle big enough for the spliff, sticking the spliff in the hole, lighting it, and simply tootin on the bottle.
by Dan. M. Watts. August 1, 2008
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The term used to state someone does 'Crack'.
Lewis: "Stop blazin the spliff"
Dan: "Shut up you Cracker"
by Dan. M. Watts. August 1, 2008
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