6 definitions by Dan Scum

chunst

1. A bumbling boob

2. A chump set up to take the fall

3. A duffed shot in golf

1. "And then Gary knocked over everything like a total chunst"

2. "So Future Shock will the chunst. The entire record company will be in his name."

3. "I hit a fantastic drive on the par 5 to within a smooth 7 iron of the green and then I chunst my approach shot into some rich asshole's martini"

by Dan Scum November 7, 2013

Caseoff

A contest between 2 or more participants to shotgun 12 beer fastest. Vomiting is permitted and expected so a suitable puke bucket is placed in the middle of the contestants.

The Champ and Big Daddy were arguing about who could drink a dozen beer the fastest. The only way to settle it was to have a caseoff right there.

by Dan Scum January 5, 2015

kokodil

The resulting gangrenous lump of cartilage from shooting krokodil into your cock

"This Russian junkie whipped it out to piss in front of me in Moscow. And he had a total Kokodil!!"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

Dinkbags

1. Can be used as a pejorative, or to show comradery, much like the word "asshole."

2. One or more condoms still in the wrapper

2a. Once the condom is used, the singular tense is preferred and it is a Dinkbag

3. Dicksee Di'anno

1. "Hey why'd you have to be a total Dinkbags and ruin Gary's wedding to Bob?" "Hey Dinkbags, could you score me a beer?"

2. "Hey you got any Dinkbags on you? I got a hot date."

2a. "You left a salty reeking dinkbag hanging from the chandalier last night"

3. Dinkbags

by Dan Scum November 7, 2013

yellow scarf

An elegant necklace of piss and cum

"Dude she let you give her a yellow scarf, like on the 2nd date? Gnar!!

by Dan Scum November 2, 2013

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 2, 2013