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New Orleans

1. The martyr city that the Republicans will fear the most coming next federal election. Mostly in the minds of its victims and its brothas and sistahs. Also known as the North American Third World disaster (but not for long).

2. Victim of mislead governmental priorities. (An episode of the Simpsons where a meteor would strike Springfield foreshadows the Hurricane Katrina disaster.)

3. Bush's worse nightmare.
(Biased definition)

1. New Orleans: the Phoenix will rise from the ashes

2. Remember the Republicans of how they mislead New Orleans how they left the citizens cold and wet.

3. George Bush would have wished New Orleans would have been the next Atlantis so his dynasty could continue during the midterm.
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
mugGet the New Orleansmug.

fuckinese

Fuckinese: A language understood by no-one, usally spoken by aliens or immigrants. It's a synonym for Jibberonese or Jibberish.
Turbanite : Bla bla bla bla
Yankmerican: CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH AND NOT FUCKINESE?
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
mugGet the fuckinesemug.

markstay

Some little community that lies in the crack between North Bay Ontario and Sudbury Ontario.

The chief industries there are growing pot, and masturbating chickens.

Legend has that Markstay was named after some woman who cried for her ex-boyfriend to stay. Hence the name MARK STAY!
Rianne yelled out Mark Say! Therefore Markstay's name was given.

Markstay can kick St Charle's ass anytime
by Damn Damn Danno December 10, 2006
mugGet the markstaymug.

Elliot Lake

A small city in the province of Ontario, in the country in Canuckstand that was renowned for uranium, now it's run over by old geezers and dope heads especially on Hirshhorn Avenue.

Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center.

Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ...

Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center.

The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years.

Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.

Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially at that Half-Way home place, where you can get fine pieces of old hag ass.

Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place to stay, if you know how to blend in.
Jim : Dude! I'm addicted to Glue.... I need to go to Elliot Lake to get treated!

Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2005
mugGet the Elliot Lakemug.

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