Top Definition
An item to aid in Masterbation, usually pornography or a slut you found in an alley. If you have a good health plan it could vary from sexy nurses all the way to a clone of Angelina Jolee.
Person 1 "I cant get a hard on *cries*"
Person 2 "You need an Emastabatory Aid!"
by Dally-Doodlez November 06, 2006

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