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A Pyro is an person who is obsessed with the burning of fire. often people claim to be pyros because they like to play with fire. in actuality pyromanics actions are often more aggressive and noticeable signs of underlining issues like Psychopathy or schizophrenia. pyros are often educated in the uses of chemicals and usually are calm and controlled unless around any form of flammable chemicals, during this time they become jittery and obsessive compulsive.


-Most Signs that you really are a pyro.

1. You have gone far and beyond out of your way to use fire.

2. you have held a blue flame under your arm for atleast 5 seconds because its beautiful.

3. YOU HAVE COMBUSTED ACETONE

4. you often find yourself euphoric thinking about burning

5. you have played with fire far and beyond the point of burning yourself.

6. when someone says theyre a total pyro you dont correct them you just know theyre pussys and youre the real firestarter

7. you suffer from one of these common issues

ADD- Attention-deficit disorder
ADHD- Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder
OCD- Obsessive Compulsive disorder
ODD- Oppositional Defiant Disorder

usally consisting of ADHD OCD and most commonly ODD
Ex1

girl:"whats wrong with that kid?"
Boy:"idk but that fuckin pyro better stay over there"

Ex2

when you see someone buying gallons of acetone for "paint remover"

Ex3

Guy 1 : "dude what happened to your arm hair?"
Guy 2 : "oh i burned it off"
Guy 1 : "dude your a fuckin pyro, u need to cut that shit out youll hurt yourself"
Guy 2 : "so? its fun(worth it)"
by Da_Mad-Hatter March 7, 2009
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When someone you would prefer not to talk to, engages you in an Extended one-sided conversation, that the only possible response is to say uh huh and let them keep talking.

usually it works like this

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"
Person 1- Man he forced you like 6 times today.

Person 2- i know man it was like stfu dude please.
by Da_Mad-Hatter March 7, 2009
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when a fourth party comes in and stops the third party by forcing the forcer. (which usally pisses them off and they shut up.)

this is extreamly fuckin funny as not only are you saved from the pain and anguish of being forced you can laugh and the forcer wont get it.

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 4: "so guys guess what i did this weekend?"

Person 1 & 2:(thankin god) "idk what did you do?"

(Person 3 is all pissed and is annoyed)

Person 4: "nothing never mind"
man thank you christy you just saved us from david.
by Da_Mad-Hatter March 7, 2009
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