Da Nastee One's definitions

sports guy

a total fuckin idiot

Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!

by Da Nastee One May 6, 2004

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner

"Playboy" is a softcore porn magazine.

by Da Nastee One September 24, 2003

raven hair; raven haired

RAVEN HAIR: /noun/ pitch black hair, like the feathers of a raven

RAVEN HAIRED: /adverb/ having pitch black hair

Actress Kelly Hu is one raven haired hotty!

by Da Nastee One June 12, 2003

Sorostitute

one of them stuck-up bitches in a college sorority who is obsessed with herself

these fuckin cunts get drunk every weekend and spread their legs for anyone

im bitter can you tell

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2006

The 7 Day Theory

Tupac Shakur faked his own death, son!

Of course Tupac is alive! The 7 Day Theory is correct, son! I saw Tupac the other day ... he was working at a Country Fair with Elvis & President Kennedy!

by Da Nastee One December 21, 2006

greasy pierre

almost butt fucking a chick; cock-to-ass contact without the anal penetration

Greasy Pierre! Shit, I'd rather butt fuck ya!

by Da Nastee One April 30, 2004