Da Nastee One's definitions

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

she beast

an ugly woman with a foul personality; as opposed to an ugly woman with a nice personality or a gorgeous woman who is a complete bitch

basically, a woman who is too ugly to have sex with (even after you get drunk) and too mean to hang with; you know, a fat, ugly cunt who thinks she looks like Heidi Klum

I wouldn't fuck that she beast with a stolen dick!

by Da Nastee One May 24, 2004

clubbing

beating repeatedly with a blunt object

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs

Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

big pimpin

phrase that describes a heterosexual man's ability to maintain relationships with multiple simultaneous girlfriends; such relationships are sexual in nature

Every true player got at least 3 women: his girlfriend, his mistress, and his bitch. He needs his girlfriend for sex on a regular basis, his mistress for oral sex without reciprocity,and his bitch for the shit that the girlfriend and mistress WON'T do! That's big pimipin!

by Da Nastee One May 28, 2004