Da Nastee One's definitions

open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

The 7 Day Theory

Tupac Shakur faked his own death, son!

Of course Tupac is alive! The 7 Day Theory is correct, son! I saw Tupac the other day ... he was working at a Country Fair with Elvis & President Kennedy!

by Da Nastee One December 21, 2006

Sorostitute

one of them stuck-up bitches in a college sorority who is obsessed with herself

these fuckin cunts get drunk every weekend and spread their legs for anyone

im bitter can you tell

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2006

raven hair; raven haired

RAVEN HAIR: /noun/ pitch black hair, like the feathers of a raven

RAVEN HAIRED: /adverb/ having pitch black hair

Actress Kelly Hu is one raven haired hotty!

by Da Nastee One June 12, 2003

bull dyke

a manly agressive lesbian

dont mess with a bull dyke or she will open a can of whup ass on ya

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004