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1 definition by DRod3

 
1.
One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.
Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"
by DRod3 September 02, 2008