A dumbfuck or douchebag. A general arsehole & noob who does nothing but walk into trouble, won't get laid and who drives a shit car.
by DRAC250 May 25, 2009
Get the dumbfuxx0rmug. An overweight, chain-smoking, muscular Polish gangster who has immigrated to the UK. Also know as Polski Beefcakes. They are known for walking around in packs, smoking, drinking large quantities of Tyskie and beating the shit out of chavs who attack them.
I was walking down the road the other day when I saw half a dozen Polski Smaks coming in the other direction.
Polski Smaks keep stealing crates of Tyskie from the local shop.
Polski Smaks keep stealing crates of Tyskie from the local shop.
by DRAC250 October 25, 2010
Get the Polski Smakmug. Contraction of "Do you want some?"; are you starting?. starting a fight. Normally yelled by hooligans.
Choo fuckin' wansum? Choowansum? Gonna fuck you up! Choowansum? Coz that's what you're gonna get! Choowansum of my K?
by DRAC250 May 25, 2009
Get the choowansummug. A semi-mythical video circulating on the internet, said to depict a horrific murder or occult sacrifice of newborn babies. All those who have seen the video report intense nightmares, hallucinations and psychological trauma as effects of watching it. A famous staple of /x/ and numerous other forums dedicated to the paranormal; it is rumoured to be posted on youtube occasionally, but is always quickly taken down. Whenever The Grifter enters the topic of conversation on the above-mentioned forums, people will warn against watching it, even begging you not to ruin your life.
My friend watched The Grifter for a laugh, he cut his wrists afterwards.
The Grifter is scarier than slenderman.
The Grifter is scarier than slenderman.
by DRAC250 March 30, 2011
Get the The Griftermug. A piece of wood shaped like the stock of a rifle, with a horizontal bar projecting from one side. It magically turns semi-automatic weapons (those which fire one bullet per pull of the trigger) into bullet-hoses; a device which uses the recoil of a gun to fire the next round.
One of many ways to turn your shitty california-legal semi-automatic AR-15 into a machine-gun. Very popular in US states where semi-automatic rifles are legal; chiefly used by man-children and 13-year-old boys. On the down-side, it seriously impedes accuracy, and thus is useless for criminals.
One of many ways to turn your shitty california-legal semi-automatic AR-15 into a machine-gun. Very popular in US states where semi-automatic rifles are legal; chiefly used by man-children and 13-year-old boys. On the down-side, it seriously impedes accuracy, and thus is useless for criminals.
Imma take my SKS and bump-stick and shoot some dirt!
Just plug in your bump-stick to turn your glock into a matrix-style machine-pistol!
I used a bump-stick and hit nothing but air.
Just plug in your bump-stick to turn your glock into a matrix-style machine-pistol!
I used a bump-stick and hit nothing but air.
by DRAC250 March 26, 2011
Get the bump-stickmug. by DRAC250 May 25, 2009
Get the Jeggersmug. A contraction of "you're jealous". Popularised in late 2010 alongside a macro of a man grinning. Sometimes written in greentext as "you jelly".
by DRAC250 March 25, 2011
Get the ujellymug.