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Definitions by DR. DISTRUCTO

Arkansas Waterfall

when a toilet is clogged and you attempt to flush, at which time the toilet overflows releasing water in all directions.
Guy 1 "I just hit the can and when I flushed, the toilet overflowed and water went everywhere!"

Guy 2 "Looks like you got to swim in an Arkansas Waterfall."

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

Punch the clown upside down 

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

Mexican taxi 

a paddywagon. it picks up and carries large amounts Mexicans to where they usually end up going...which is jail
Da'rryl: What kind of taxi picks up Mexican?

Mike: I dont know

Da'rryl: The mexican taxi aka the paddywagon

Irish Holiday 

a day when you are too hungover to get out of bed
I was way too hungover to go to work today so I had to take an Irish Holiday.
Irish Holiday by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

Canadian Jet Ski 

The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin
Canadian Jet Ski by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

Redneck Olympics 

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?