Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DR. DISTRUCTO

Arkansas Waterfall

when a toilet is clogged and you attempt to flush, at which time the toilet overflows releasing water in all directions.

Guy 1 "I just hit the can and when I flushed, the toilet overflowed and water went everywhere!"

Guy 2 "Looks like you got to swim in an Arkansas Waterfall."

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 5, 2012

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Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

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Redneck Olympics

A NASCAR race.

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?

by DR. DISTRUCTO July 5, 2010

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Irish Holiday

a day when you are too hungover to get out of bed

I was way too hungover to go to work today so I had to take an Irish Holiday.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

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Take a 1.5

The act of taking a piss out of your ass, usually after a night of heavy drinking. Its a combination of taking a #1 and #2 out of your ass at the same time.

Damn, I drank too much last night and now I gotta take a 1.5.

by DR. DISTRUCTO July 4, 2010

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