Definitions by DR. DISTRUCTO
Arkansas Waterfall
when a toilet is clogged and you attempt to flush, at which time the toilet overflows releasing water in all directions.
Guy 1 "I just hit the can and when I flushed, the toilet overflowed and water went everywhere!"
Guy 2 "Looks like you got to swim in an Arkansas Waterfall."
Guy 2 "Looks like you got to swim in an Arkansas Waterfall."
Arkansas Waterfall by DR. DISTRUCTO January 5, 2012
New Year's Resolution Warrior
Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.
New Year's Resolution Warrior by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012
Punch the clown upside down
Punch the clown upside down by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011
Mexican taxi
a paddywagon. it picks up and carries large amounts Mexicans to where they usually end up going...which is jail
Da'rryl: What kind of taxi picks up Mexican?
Mike: I dont know
Da'rryl: The mexican taxi aka the paddywagon
Mike: I dont know
Da'rryl: The mexican taxi aka the paddywagon
Mexican taxi by DR. DISTRUCTO May 3, 2011
Irish Holiday
Irish Holiday by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011
Canadian Jet Ski
Canadian Jet Ski by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011
Redneck Olympics
Redneck Olympics by DR. DISTRUCTO July 5, 2010