DR. Bitcoin's definitions

NAGGER

People that complain about nothing and the world would be a better place without them

The hosts from The Dauly Show and The God Honest Truth are naggers

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

kangaroo jimmy

An Australian mate that thinks his uncircumcised penis is a condom

Oi mate! I’ll just kangaroo jimmy cheers mate.

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez

The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.

Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019

jull

Pronounced “jewel”. A jull is a fake gem typically mined from impoverished regions of the US.

Yo homie! Want to buy dis jull? Fiddy percent off player.

by DR. Bitcoin March 13, 2018

ex-poop

When you had a temp relationship with your poop and you moved on to your next poop.

This poop was so much better than my ex-poop

by DR. Bitcoin July 12, 2018

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018