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The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.
Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.
by DECKKS June 23, 2019
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A person who uses the little peehole thing in their underpants when they do a wee.
Malcolm enjoyed threading his penis through the weird little hole in his underpants. He was a deviant. A threader deviant.
by DECKKS June 20, 2019
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