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A religion where there is one diety who roams the earth as a human being who responds to Chance. The followers are called dwabbers. The practices of religion include dab and/or wabbing at least five times a day, nothing else. There are no holy places of worship or holy texts.
I believe that Chance is the diety of Chancism so therefore, I believe in Chancism and am a dwabber.
by DEADMEMEGOAT April 14, 2018
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A highly offensive term aimed at people who have Communist beliefs or is a Communist. The term was first seen written on the back of a math journal.
Jackson is a Communist Scum because he easily recognizes the Soviet Theme at anytime and anywhere.
by DEADMEMEGOAT April 1, 2018
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One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes
If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 23, 2018
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A synonym for property. In other words: an object with no rights, beliefs, or standards.
Person 1: I bought some property yesterday.
Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 18, 2018
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The thiccccccest motherfucker second to Richard the Thicccccccie. He's a stuffed piggy filled with goodies that will make you wetter than the goddamn sun. Like, have you seen this bitch? Damn, he's finer than fine china.
Thot 1: Did you see that man over there?
Thot 2: Yeah! He's a total Daddy Walter.
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 15, 2018
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The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.
Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 18, 2018
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A follower of the new trendy religon called Chancism.

Plural: dwabbers
Dwabbers firmly believe that Chancism will save humanity from Rebecca Black.
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 23, 2018
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