687 definitions by DAN

The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

by DAN May 31, 2004

madder do ee, madder do ee fuk

cornish expression to state the unimportance of a situation or thing
litteral translation,
does it matter, no it fucking doesn't

ear denzil i've lost that pair o socks you lent eylas thursdee"
"matter do ee",
"matter do ee fuk"

by DAN February 17, 2004

Gelfin

A cross between an Elf and a Goblin.

Look at that little Gelfin over there.

by DAN August 20, 2003

Mijir

Mijir - A derogitory word used in the south of the United States to offend black midgets

If you see a black midjet walking down the street, and you call him a mijir, he will kick your ass.

by DAN April 5, 2005

ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching

I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!

by DAN September 28, 2004

Frip

Harp nipples, see also diamond cutters

The cool breeze cause jenn to have frips.

by DAN December 8, 2003

virginia tech

I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.

Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.

~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.

~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.

~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.

by DAN April 9, 2005