25 definitions by DADDY

sports

something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.

him:lets go watch some new york giants play fucking ass sports!

me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's

by DADDY January 7, 2005

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by DADDY November 28, 2003

Fester

1. A name givin to a Kid whos mom is Known for Molesting Little kids in a hot Tub.
2. Fes..Fes..Fes..FestorIouS

Fester U Faggot! Go molest sumting!

by DADDY March 5, 2003

consummate

to bring together by fucking

they newly weds consummated the marriage their first night together (yeah, right!)

by DADDY April 23, 2003

wherethefugginhelldyathinkyagarn

A request to know the intended destination of ones spouse

WHERETHEFUGGINHELLDYATHINKYAGARN ya fuckin slut? I bet its to BLOW the neighbour again I can smell it on your breath

by DADDY August 8, 2003

Ewen

Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.

Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys

'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'

by DADDY April 22, 2004

phildo

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass

I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."

by DADDY March 10, 2004