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NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool
Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool
by D0nkypunch March 6, 2018
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A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.
I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.
by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018
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