brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

by D0TY February 18, 2003

TTC

Tiny Tittie Commitee, AKA flat-chested.

"Those chicks are card-carrying members of the Tiny Tittie Committee."

by D0TY April 28, 2006

underripe

1. under 18, as in jailbait
2. having not gone through puberty yet

"I would have gave it to her...but she's underripe."

by D0TY February 17, 2003