D. Gould's definitions
by D. Gould December 17, 2008
Get the on the gasmug. Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.
by D. Gould March 1, 2006
Get the Jim Jones Kool Aidmug. Pre-designed cards left on top a bar, usually in a drink glass, for patrons. They are used to write down a person's name and phone number. Should they happen to hook-up with someone in a bar or club.
by D. Gould August 20, 2008
Get the trick cardmug. Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
Get the limp cock and no lubemug. by D. Gould June 22, 2008
Get the rack bitchmug. Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.
"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."
by D. Gould February 15, 2006
Get the professional protestermug. A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
Get the bootbackmug.