D. Gould's definitions
A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.
by D. Gould January 23, 2006
Get the kept bitchmug. When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
Get the gastric lube jobmug. The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.
"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."
by D. Gould October 9, 2006
Get the "Oh Shit" Barmug. A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
by D. Gould January 23, 2006
Get the truck stop trixiemug. A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
Get the tits in Calimug. by D. Gould December 17, 2008
Get the on the gasmug. Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.
"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."
by D. Gould December 9, 2006
Get the social cockroachmug.