37 definitions by D. Ferrel

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Dicky Doo

A term used to describe when a man's stomach sticks so far out he can no longer see his pecker.

"Damn Jo Jo, your stomach stick out farther than your Dicky Doo!"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Tight Rolls

A type of roll applied to the legs of ones pants. Very popular in the 80's. Considered to be Retro.

"Yeah remember back in the days when we used to tight roll our jeans."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

House Rules

These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

webster's

Another way of pointing out an equally proportionate midget.

"Check it fool....that brotha got "Webster's" disease"

~Webster being that potato sized brother who was played by Emmanuel Lewis back in the 80's~

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

untz

Can be caught while listening to Buckwheat sing, "Three Times A Lady"

"Untz...Tice...Tee Times a Yady"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Silent but deadly

A creeper, a floating air bisquit. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"Dayum, someone done let loose a silent but deadly"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003