D. Ferrel's definitions

act right

Like Diva said, giving one a beat down. putting them in check. Teaching a lesson.

"you need to tell your homie to shape up before i give him some act right

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

One Short of A Six Pack

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.

"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

Dicky Doo

A term used to describe when a man's stomach sticks so far out he can no longer see his pecker.

"Damn Jo Jo, your stomach stick out farther than your Dicky Doo!"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

mulletude

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

makeup sex

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!

"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003