D-Mac's definitions

abroadavore

Noun

A person that has a strong preference for consuming food or drink imported from overseas.

David: Hey Pat, want a coors?
Pat: Nah, I've become an abroadavore. Give me a Heineken.

by D-Mac January 8, 2009

pentathlon

The act of scaming five chicks in one night.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, did you go to the 'stang on Friday?
Ben: Sure did, had a few Black Ices, got out the camera phoney, said hi to Artur, and did a pentathlon.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

by D-MAC January 6, 2004

gagging for it

When a woman is desperate for sex, she is gagging for it

D-Mac: Fabs, how did your date go last night? She was gagging for it.
Fabs: The ice-cream was good, but I didn't fuck her.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004